Trace Beaulieu
Crow T. Robot (voice) / Dr. Clayton Forrester

Jim Mallon
Gypsy (voice) / Imperialistic Alien 2 / Bowler-Hatted Guy

Frank Conniff
TV's Frank

Mary Jo Pehl
Pearl Forrester / Neighbor from Deep 12 / Tourist Mother / Jan in the Pan / Barb...

Patrick Brantseg
Gypsy (voice) / Party Goer / Rooster / Yakov Smirnoff / Tourist Son

Paul Chaplin
Observer #1 / Clown / Ortega / Julius / Pitch / Bratty Kid (voice) / Julius / Ne...

Bridget Jones Nelson
Darlene / Flavia / Nuveena / Lydia / Adrienne Barbeau / Shelly

J. Elvis Weinstein
Tom Servo (voice) / Dr. Laurence Erhardt / Tom Servo (voice) (archive footage)

Beez McKeever
Octavia / Steffi / Villager #2 (voice) / Peasant / Bomb Worshipper #3 / Bomb (vo...

Peter Rudrud
Launch Announcer / Tech Support Recording (voice) / Sea World Representative (vo...

James Smith
Jerry

Bradley J. Keely
Little Boy / Little Amish Boy

Robert Smith
Howard

Leonard Maltin
Leonard Maltin

Jack Beaulieu
Aged Dr. Forrester

Mike Dodge
Bob the A-Bomb

Robert Czech
Sylvia

Tim Paulson
Party Goer

Tim Johnson
Mike Down

Barbara Tebben
Friendly Phone Representative (voice)