Red Skelton
Host

Art Gilmore
Self - Announcer (voice) / Announcer / Announcer (voice) / Self - Announcer / Se...

Milton Frome
Kenneth / XYZ-TV Network President / Movie Director / Cruise Ship's Captain / St...

Kathryn Card
Maw Kadiddlehopper / Gert's Mother / Priscilla's Mother / Gertie's Mother / Ma K...

George Gobel
Dr. Stroodel / Dr. Ben Cagey / Self / Alexander Ragtime / Jed Dinglejumper / Sel...

Dorothy Neumann
The Butcher's Daughter / Secy in Pre Show Skit / Old Lady at Gas Station-Silnt S...

Buddy Lewis
Attendant From Loony Bin / Ratsy - a Hobo / George's Poker Buddy / Bank Janitor ...

Ed Wynn
Muggsy / Self / Colonel Jungle-Rot Freeloader / Guest Host / Fairy Godfather / S...

Marjorie Bennett
Woman Mailing Package / Wedding Reception Guest / Duchess of Nottingham / Miss J...

Lon Chaney Jr.
Sgt. Williams / Lon Chaney / Ug - Prehistoric Cave Man / George / Mad Scientist

Marshall Reed
Kid Jackson / Mr. Toity / U.S. Marshal / Ed / Jim Broderick

Maudie Prickett
Woman from PTA / Mrs. Narrow / Member of Temperance League (uncredited) / Housew...

Len Lesser
Big Mike Miller / Legs / Bum / Slippery Scottty Sutton / Killer McBumpoff / Perc...

Ben Welden
Badman / Baby Face Hogan / Big Bill's henchman #1 / Ben the Henchman / Eddie

Michael Ross
Big Jim McLane / Prison Guard / Restaurant customer / Bruce - Elaine's other sui...

Peggy Rea
Big Bertha Kropnik / Woman Grocery Shopper / Woman on the street / Miss Katie - ...

Herb Vigran
Man on CBS Studio Tour / The Judge / Storekeeper / Guest

Phyllis Diller
Clara - the Dean's Daughter / Self / Greta Gargoyle / Killer Diller / Self / BoB...

Janis Paige
Self / Mrs. Cavendish / Hatta Mari / School Teacher

Eddie Marr
/ Robber / Milkman / Hot Dog Vendor