Red Skelton
Host

Art Gilmore
Announcer / Self - Announcer (voice) / Announcer (voice) / Self - Announcer / An...

Milton Frome
Movie Director / Store Manager / Self - George's Boss / Navy commander / Stanley...

Kathryn Card
Maw Kadiddlehopper / Gert's Mother / Ma Kadiddlehopper / Priscilla's Mother / Ge...

George Gobel
Dr. Stroodel / Mr. Winkle / George Goodbody / Self / Christopher Columbus / Rich...

Dorothy Neumann
Masquerade Ball Society Snob / Old Woman From Stagecoach / Sorcerer / Secy in Pr...

Ed Wynn
Muggsy / Self / Fairy Godfather / Self / Colonel Jungle-Rot Freeloader / Guest H...

Marjorie Bennett
Miss Jenkins - Red's Maid / Wedding Reception Guest / Schoolteacher / Silent Spo...

Lon Chaney Jr.
Lon Chaney / Ug - Prehistoric Cave Man / Sgt. Williams / George / Mad Scientist

Marshall Reed
Ed / Mr. Toity / U.S. Marshal / Kid Jackson / Jim Broderick

Maudie Prickett
Member of Temperance League (uncredited) / Woman from PTA / Mrs. Gould / Housewi...

Len Lesser
Percival Cutthroat - Pirate with Hook / Killer McBumpoff / Legs / Bum / Slippery...

Ben Welden
Baby Face Hogan / Ben the Henchman / Big Bill's henchman #1 / Badman / Eddie

Herb Vigran
Man on CBS Studio Tour / The Judge / Guest / Storekeeper

Phyllis Diller
Self / Greta Gargoyle / Killer Diller / Self / BoBo Van Beacon / Clara - the Dea...

Buddy Lewis
Ratsy - a Hobo / Muggsy - a Hobo / George's Poker Buddy / Bank Janitor -- Silent...

Janis Paige
School Teacher / Hatta Mari / Mrs. Cavendish / Self

Eddie Marr
Robber / / Milkman / Hot Dog Vendor

Gavin Gordon
Manager / King Arthur / Sam's Lawyer

Michael Ross
Big Jim McLane / Bus Driver / Bruce - Elaine's other suitor / Restaurant custome...