James Allen Brewer
Jimmy Thudpucker

Barbara Harris
Joanie Caucus

Charles Levin
Mark Slackmeyer

Rebecca Nelson
Barbara Ann 'Boopsie' Boopstein

William Sloane Coffin
The Reverend Scott Sloan

Jack Gilford
Referee

Michelle Browne
Jeannie

Richard Cox
Zonker Harris (voice)

David Grant
Mike Doonesbury (voice)

Richard Bruno
B.D. (voice)

Mark Baker
Kirby (voice)

Will Jordan
Sportscaster (voice)

Linda Baer
Ellie (voice)

Eric Jaffe
Howie (voice)

Thomas Baxton
Rufus (voice)

Lenny Jackson
Magus (voice)

Patrice Leftwich
Virgin Mary (voice)

Ben Haley Jr.
Calvin (voice)