Robert Caso
Frank I / Ethel

Kevin Schon
Frank II / Mirabelle

Courtney Gibbs
Misty Blue / Joanne

Herb Edelman
Rupert Hess

Brian Thompson
Bruno

M. Emmet Walsh
Garcia / Gesundheim

Shannon Tweed
The First Class Stewardess

Zsa Zsa Gabor
The Stewardess

Little Richard
Airborne Mustard Lover

John Vernon
Von Bulo

Alex Cord
Herskovitz

Yvonne De Carlo
Mrs. Hess

Richard Gautier
The Bartender

Norman Fell
The Dentist

Billy Barty
The Bell Boy

Lou Ferrigno
Fed. #1

David Birney
Fed. #2

Camilla Sparv
The Maitre D'

Erik Estrada
Gonzales

Bubba Smith
The Cop