Mackenzie Astin
The Male

Carmen Electra
The Female

David Hyde Pierce
The Narrator

Markus Redmond
The Male's Friend

Lucy Liu
The Female's Asian Friend

Lisa Rotondi
The Female's Slutty Friend

Sharon Wyatt
The Male's Mother

Jack Kehler
The Male's Father

Leo Rossi
The Female's Father

Antonette Saftler
The Female's Mother

Marc Blucas
The Female's Ex-Boyfriend

Anne Gee Byrd
The Female's Boss

Eric Kushnick
The Female's Brother

Linda Porter
The Wise Old Woman

Tyler Abugov
The Female's Fantasy Son

Lynn Ann Leveridge
The Large Female

Adam Abugov
The Male as a Cub

Noah M. Breedon
The Baby