Samuel L. Jackson
Narrator (voice)

Alyson Hannigan
Hottie Penguin (voice)

Bob Saget
Carl (voice)

Brie Larson
I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)

Carlos Mencia
Juan Sanchez (voice)

Dave Coulier
There's No Snow Penguin (voice)

John Stamos
What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)

Jodie Sweetin
He's So Gross Penguin (voice)

Lori Loughlin
Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)

Jason Biggs
Insecure Penguin (voice)

Jim Belushi
They're all bitches Penguin (voice)

Whoopi Goldberg
Helen (voice)

Damon Wayans
Hey

Hey

Drea de Matteo
Ester (voice)

Jason Alexander
Penguin on Belly (voice)

Christina Applegate
Melissa (voice)

Lewis Black
Jimmy (voice)

Mario Cantone
Sidney (voice)

Dane Cook
Online Penguin (voice)

Norm Crosby
Carl's Grandfather (voice)