Eric Magnussen
Roy (voice) / Sunburned Guy #1 / Lobster Spectator #1 (voice) / Santa (voice)

Dana Snyder
Dana (voice) / Jerk Chicken / Cinnamon (voice) / Goon (voice)

Jonah Ray Rodrigues
Steve (voice)

Justin Hires
Malcolm (voice) / Seahorse / Turtle (voice) / Skinny / Caller (voice) / George (...

Ashley Fink
Jennifer (voice) / Lobster Spectator #2 (voice)

Candi Milo
Old Woman (voice) / Gladys (voice) / Sandra / Kids (voice)

Sarah Baker
Gail (voice) / Young Woman (voice)

Kyle Kinane
Caller (voice) / Chomp (voice)

Nick Swardson
Beth (voice)

Chris Cox
Sir William (voice) / Warrior / Sweating Ferret (voice)

Bree Williamson
Ashley (voice)

Curtis Armstrong
Candy Van Man (voice)

Vanessa Bayer
Cheryl (voice)

Clancy Brown
Doctor (voice)

E. G. Daily
Anthony (voice)

Shane Dering
Raul (voice)

Brian Frisk
Narrator (voice)

Dan Gordon
Chad (voice)

Tiffany Haddish
Delsyia (voice)

Christine Lakin
Claire (voice)