Brian O'Halloran
Dante Hicks (voice)

Jeff Anderson
Randal Graves (voice)

Jason Mewes
Jay (voice)

Alec Baldwin
Leonardo Leonardo (voice)

Kevin Michael Richardson
Narrator / Morpheus (voice)

Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley (voice)

Tara Strong
Giggling Girl (voice)

April Winchell
Reporter (voice) / Bailiff (voice)

Bryan Cranston
Various (voice) / Helicopter Pilot (voice)

Brian Posehn
(voice) / Albert (voice) / Man on Fire (voice)

Jeff Bennett
Regis Philbin (voice) / British Customer (voice) / (voice)

Gilbert Gottfried
Jerry Seinfeld (voice) / Patrick Swayze (voice)

Kerri Kenney
Muffin Lady (voice) / Mother (voice)

Walt Flanagan
Fanboy (voice) / Walt Grover the Fanboy (voice)

Phil LaMarr
Axel Foley (voice)

Bryan Johnson
Steve / Dave Pulasti (voice)

Matthew Maher
(voice)

Jim Wise
(voice)

Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow (voice)

Kath Soucie
Angry Customer / Starstruck Woman / Jay's Granddaughter (voice)