Paul Rudd
John (voice)

Patton Oswalt
Elliot (voice)

Hannibal Buress
The Nerd King (voice)

Riki Lindhome
Linda (voice)

Kate Micucci
Sally (voice)

Reid Scott
Brett Anderson / Second Butler (voice)

Molly Shannon
Business Woman (voice)

Matt Ballard
First Butler / Reporter Matt (voice)

Eric Bauza
Anchorman Eric (voice)

Tommy Blacha
Pharmacist (voice)

Becky Boxer
Anchorwoman Donna (voice)

Richard Christy
Confused Woman (voice)

Dana Davis
Detective Cassidy (voice)

John Ennis
Detective Donahue (voice)

Julie Galdieri
Reporter Cathy (voice)

Sal Governale
Fire Chief (voice)

Jess Harnell
Reporter Jess (voice)

Sally Kirkland
Older Woman (voice)

Laraine Newman
Mrs. McCullers (voice)

Georgette Perna
Youngster (voice)